At the start, I tried to restrain myself from cussing while blogging. However, I realized that this can be quite difficult. Luckily for me, I found a simple solution: substitution. Instead of the usual asterisks, every offensive word will just have to be replaced with this word: blog. To see what I mean, here's a sample list:

*When the blog hits the fan...
*Hey, motherblogger!
*Two words: Blog you.
*He's definitely blogged up.
*That son of a blog stole my chick.
*Ignore him, he's a bloghole.
*Her brother is a bloghead.
*Suck my blog.
*Go blog yourself.
*Blog, I'm screwed.

See? It's possible to write without being a potty mouth, or potty brain, whatever.